Surprise! My hot friend is a male escort!  YES! You read correctly: a male escort!! He's on some national escort online service!  No, I was not looking for one of my own, so here's the story:  a guy I know is friends with "Tanner".  Tanner is now a stripper/escort with this this national service, whom was showing the site to my friend.  He came across my friend SSM.  SSM and I have hooked up on more than one occasion.  Yes, it was the we-drank-too-much scenarios.  I had decided to not make out with him anymore because I was afraid the next time would lead to the nasty and I didn't want that with someone I had no intention of dating, and whom in turn had no intention of dating me.  So, we never slept together, thank goodness!  Little did I know he's pretty much a prostitute! 

With such experience, you would think he was pretty pleasing.  Not so, my friend.  After the first time we made out, I was greatly disappointed, and told my friends.  I swore I would never even kiss him again it was so bad.  The second time ( yes, I was with drink) was a little better, maybe because he wasn't as intoxicated as the first time.  Nonetheless, I was not impressed in the slightest.  So I said okay, never again this time for real.

Now, you're probably thinking, what if it's not him? What if that dude was mistaken?  Well, I had him send me the link.  It's him.  The pictures are undeniably him.  Some he has on his myspace page (dumb move if you ask me).  The self-written description was completely his style.  He is very good-looking, polite, and very much a gentleman.  And a legal hooker.  Darn shame, ladies & gents.  Darn shame...