Just when I thought it couldn't get worse....[see "Best Guy I Ever Dated: Fraud!"  and read about THE PLAN in that same entry.  I think it was my last entry]...turns out, he NEVER broke up with his ex girlfriend in the first place!  But he told me that he did!  So his ex-girlfriend was actually his "ex" girlfriend.  WTF?!  You see, this douchebag is originally from a different city, where his "ex" resides.  That's an 11 hour car drive from where we live.  We were friends.  He said they broke up.  Months later, he and I started to date.  What an asshole.  He cheated on me with 3 girls, not 2, but he should have never even been with me in the first place because as soon as we got together he was actually cheating on his existing girlfriend! unbeknownst to me.  And now that poor girl has gone and allowed herself to be impregnated by him and had his baby a few weeks ago.  Glad I never slept with him.  I never wanted to....it's almost as if I knew. 

[if you're a Friends fan, Phoebe says that in an episode and it's freakin' hilarious]